Monthly Archives: January 2010

Things I’ve wanted to write about, but couldn’t be arsed too.

– AVATAR 3D

-Toy Story 1/2 3D

-My holidays

-Aliens Versus Predator Classic 2000

-Relationships in Dragon Age: Origins

– Why the Castlevania theme song is fucking awesome

– A Novint Falcon review (I should do this, get me some free press)

– Why Dragon Age: Origins is THE BEST FUCKING RPG I’VE EVER PLAYED

– Tropico 3 diary

– This weird scratching noise just outside my door right now that’s creeping me out

– Why even Australians like Steve Colbert

– Dragon Age: Origins

– Falcon Army

– Dragon Age: Origins

-The Elder Scrolls: The Infernal City

– Dragon Age: The Stolen Throne

– Assassin’s Creed: Renaissance

– Dragon Age: Origins

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HSMvAvP Scene 2, THE TEMPLE WILL BE OURS

SCHOOL NURSE

Well, I’ve never seen anything like this before

—————SONG START————

BLACK GUY

So, Nurse, what’s on his face? It seems so out of place.

NURSE

They say, the school has been here a very long time. Before there was crime. Before there was time.

THE CHICK THAT SINGS HIGH

Maybe what is here. Maybe we should fear.

———-SONG BREAK——–

BLACK GUY

Look everyone, it’s falling off!

———SONG RESUME——–

TGWIPG

Look everybody. I am fine. I can sing and dance and prance around.

EVERYONE

He’s fine. He can sing and dance and prance around.

———SONG END——–

CUT TO PREDATOR SHIP ORBITING EARTH

PREDATOR 1

Sir, we will be in range within 50 minutes

PREDATOR 2

Finally, the Alien temple will be ours.

SCENE END

High School Musical Vs Aliens Vs Predator theatrical poster concept

High School Musical Vs Aliens Vs Predator: Scene 1, THE HUNT BEGINS

THAT GUY WHO IS PROBERBLY A CLOSET GAY

C’mon everybody, LET’S GO PLAY BASKETBALL!

———-SONG START———-

THE WHOLE GYM

C’mon everybody lets hit the balls, c’mon everybody lets hit the balls

BLACK GUY

Nothin’s more exciting then jumpin’ up in the air. Nothin’s more exciting then puttin’ a ball, puttin’ a ball through the hoop.

THE WHOLE GYM

C’mon everybody lets hit the balls, lets all hit the balls man.

THE CHICK THAT SINGS REALLY HIGH

When I play basketball, I feel like an eagle, flying high in the air and swooping to the ground.

THE WHOLE GYM

C’mon everybody lets hit balls, lets hit the balls. C’mon everybody and hit and balls, hit the balls.

———-SONG END———-

THE GUY WHO IS PROBERBLY GAY

Alright guys, I’m gonna go get the balls.

TGWIPG opens the gym storeroom door

TGWIPG

Oh man, I’ve never seen this before

Camera zooms in on Alien egg

Slowly, the egg hatches and a Facehugger jumps on TGWIPG

On Predator ship orbiting Earth

PREDATOR 1

Sir, the alien eggs have started to hatch.

PREDATOR 2

So, the hunt begins.

END SCENE

2 Reasons Why Australia is Better then Everyone else.

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Awesome theme park stuff and the best magazine articles? Fuck yeah.

A New Decade – Now it gets interesting.

2010. Holy fuck. I remember going to the closing ceremony of the 2000 Sydney Olympics. 10 years later, and I’m a socially regressed human/computer hybrid. But there’s no rest for the wicked, and over my 2 week break, I’ve been thinking about how to turn this blog into a forum worthy of the 21.1st century. ‘But Mr. Marine,’ you say, ‘You’re full of yourself. You can never turn you into a successful forum.’ Well, if that slut Hilton can become famous, then I think a fairly smart person like me can make a decent forum. With that out, here is a step by step guide on how I plan to do it.

First, I need people for the forum. If you’re reading this page, put a comment below. I don’t give a shit what it says, just dump one in there. I need an accurate picture of how many people are reading. Don’t forget, tell your friends about me. Hell, tell everyone about me.

Next, I need people to work on the blog and site. If you’re an artist or CSS coder looking a an unpaid job, contact me at mistermarine[at]live[.]com

Then, I need a forum. I’ve been thinking of vBulletin, but if you can think of a better one, give me an email.

That about does it, man, it looks so much easier on paper. I’ve also been thinking about other things, but most of it is wishful thinking that I don’t wanna put on the net.

With the focus on the community and not just me AND MY PAL(S) WHO HAVE YET TO WRITE ANYTHING! THE FUCKERS! The blog is getting a name change. Welcome to THE BUNKER! Enjoy your stay while the bombs drop.